The clock strikes thirteen

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I feel like if I woke up to Jon Snow and told him I wasn’t gay, he’d just put a finger over my mouth and whisper “sssshhhh, none of you ever are.” and then we’d bang for like 3 hours.

-my straight cis male coworker (via stfueverything)

…I’m only going off the tags but I’m guessing this isn’t about the Channel 4 (UK) new presenter.

(I’ve never seen Game of Thrones, but the idea of Jon Snow (from Channle 4) saying this makes it pretty epic).

hairofdoom:

motherculturetoldmeto:

I decided to make an outfit based around my new trousers (black with a blue flower pattern). I’m piss poor so I’m so glad I’m finally able to make decent outfits out of my clothes since I finally got some new trousers that aren’t black jeans. The cost of the outfit? (taking away price of shirt (I’ve had it for ages, I have no idea what it cost) and scarf (that I robbed my mum’s dressing table years ago)…. £29. That’s not including my black brogues which you can’t see (they would take the price up to £54)…. but still, it shows that money doesn’t mean you can’t look good!
(technically speaking, even with the brogues, this outfit only cost me £9, because everything else were given as gifts).
Oh and apologies for subjecting you to the horror that is my mums room… I don’t have a full length mirror in mine.

people like this are my outfit inspiration i swear

haha, thanks :).

hairofdoom:

motherculturetoldmeto:

I decided to make an outfit based around my new trousers (black with a blue flower pattern). I’m piss poor so I’m so glad I’m finally able to make decent outfits out of my clothes since I finally got some new trousers that aren’t black jeans. The cost of the outfit? (taking away price of shirt (I’ve had it for ages, I have no idea what it cost) and scarf (that I robbed my mum’s dressing table years ago)…. £29. That’s not including my black brogues which you can’t see (they would take the price up to £54)…. but still, it shows that money doesn’t mean you can’t look good!

(technically speaking, even with the brogues, this outfit only cost me £9, because everything else were given as gifts).

Oh and apologies for subjecting you to the horror that is my mums room… I don’t have a full length mirror in mine.

people like this are my outfit inspiration i swear

haha, thanks :).

(via seven-queen-deactivated20140311)

candycane-cunt:

kempersperfectlygroomedmustache:

1. Put on nail polish and let dry. 
2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested. 
3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail. 
4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself. 
5. Paint top coat if desired.

You can also do this with warm water and it works just as well

I LOVE THIS… but can someone explain to me why on one nail the writing is the other way around (ring finger)

candycane-cunt:

kempersperfectlygroomedmustache:

1. Put on nail polish and let dry.

2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested.

3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail.

4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself.

5. Paint top coat if desired.

You can also do this with warm water and it works just as well

I LOVE THIS… but can someone explain to me why on one nail the writing is the other way around (ring finger)

(via so-treu)

chiaroscuroandillusions:

In case anyone was wondering where Schooner and his duck toy were when it was raining…

It looks like a crime scene.

chiaroscuroandillusions:

In case anyone was wondering where Schooner and his duck toy were when it was raining…

It looks like a crime scene.

stitching-seams:

“Multiple representations of female characters, not just one stereotype, are an accurate way to depict women in fiction.”

This is all very nice… but why the hell is Hedwig included in this?! lol. I think you ran out of ‘female characters’.

stitching-seams:

“Multiple representations of female characters, not just one stereotype, are an accurate way to depict women in fiction.”

This is all very nice… but why the hell is Hedwig included in this?! lol. I think you ran out of ‘female characters’.

(Source: feministharrypotter, via greenchestnuts)

goldenheartedrose:

sanityscraps:

adailyriot:

strongbow287:

vernicq:

hinkel-vinkel:

bgarnetgirl:

tatersbetatein:

tofuderp:

penmouse:

getsomebaby:

null-sec:

Poltergeist.  Double fruck.

scarface B) awyea

Scott Pilgrim……….. am I ramona…

The Ring
fml
no wait
I’m the Ring girl

MY LIFE IS SPIRITED AWAY
WHERE IS HAKU
I NEED MY BOY

A Serbian Film.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. NOOOOO MY LIFE WOULD BE SO FUCKING HORRIBLE AND EVERYTHING WOULD BE FUCKED UP.

Saving Private Ryan….oh.can i live please and thank you 

Ironman 2 ….. FUCKING SAM ROCKWELL
NO

i Robot “im talking ass hot spankable!” haha

The Hunger Games.
shit.

The Life of Brian.
FUCK FUCK FUCK. ACCIDENTAL MESSIAH GETTING ACCIDENTALLY CRUCIFIED. At least I go out singing. XDDD

Up.
Hmmmm, depends on if I’m Ellie or not.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
…YAY, I get to have a superpower and hang out with Victorian literature characters!

goldenheartedrose:

sanityscraps:

adailyriot:

strongbow287:

vernicq:

hinkel-vinkel:

bgarnetgirl:

tatersbetatein:

tofuderp:

penmouse:

getsomebaby:

null-sec:

Poltergeist.  Double fruck.

scarface B) awyea

Scott Pilgrim……….. am I ramona…

The Ring

fml

no wait

I’m the Ring girl

MY LIFE IS SPIRITED AWAY

WHERE IS HAKU

I NEED MY BOY

A Serbian Film.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. NOOOOO MY LIFE WOULD BE SO FUCKING HORRIBLE AND EVERYTHING WOULD BE FUCKED UP.

Saving Private Ryan….




oh.
can i live please and thank you 

Ironman 2 ….. FUCKING SAM ROCKWELL

NO


i Robot
“im talking ass hot spankable!” haha

The Hunger Games.

shit.

The Life of Brian.

FUCK FUCK FUCK. ACCIDENTAL MESSIAH GETTING ACCIDENTALLY CRUCIFIED. At least I go out singing. XDDD

Up.

Hmmmm, depends on if I’m Ellie or not.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

…YAY, I get to have a superpower and hang out with Victorian literature characters!

(Source: slutformisha)